So I keep trying. I count the days between my menstrual cycles to sure I have sex when I am most fertile. I've researched every website there is about ways to increase your fertility. Special diets and drinks. There are even certain sexual positions that increase your chances of getting pregnant. For those of you who don't know, the missionary position is the best position for you to get pregnant. But not only the missionary position, you need to elevate your hips by placing a pillow under your as and stay laying down for at least 15 minutes after sex. So not only are you counting days on your calendar, eating special foods and drinking special drinks, your sex life has now become a job fit for a mechanic. Who would of thought that there were so many tricks to baby making.
So if everything I've read is true, how in the world do these little girls get pregnant? Maybe they are better at researching than I am. And how is it that there are all of these women that love to tell you "I had sex one time and boom, I was pregnant." Maybe their husbands are mechanics. Maybe I should have married a mechanic.
So searching the web, counting days and laying with my legs above my head has now become my life. Every month you sit hoping and praying that aunt flow doesn't make her appearance. Since you've researched every single pregnancy symptom, you desperately want to feel some symptom. you may get a weird twinge in your boob and hope you're pregnant. you may get an abnormal cramp and think it must be the sperm and egg mating. Then suddenly you think you are feeling a little nauseous. After a week of this mind boggling, symptom chasing, hoping, wishing, you go to the bathroom and all of your dreams are flushed down the crapper. Then, the whole cycle starts over again.
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